Had a lousy dream today, in terms of its timing. Basically, there was a massive power outage at work, and so we all got to hang out outside (it was warm) instead of having to work. At 5:15 in the morning. Mind you, Sarah wasn't there, because she overslept through her 9 snoozes. There were fun activities to be had, including whiffle ball, but the most interesting disturbing involved my good friend James "Big Poppa" Morton. Apparently, all he could do was talk like the LOLcats. He refused to speak like a normal person, only saying things like "Oh Hai" and "I can has cheezburger?" This confounded me, and so I left him with a cat to pet.
Nearby, on a giant screen television at the back of the parking lot, we were watching Jennifer Ketchmark on Channel 3, as we were asked to decide which hairstyle we would like to see from her. We all called often to vote for "bald", which was going to force her to shave her head on the air.
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I think you have to stop with the crack. It is really messing up your dreams.
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